GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…” REALLY QUIETLY IN SURPRISE AND THEN THE GUY SMILED AND SAT THE PIZZA DOWN AND HUGGED ME FOR A LONG TIME THEN SAID “Sammy man it’s good to see you.” wHAT
So Dean was the pizzaman
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
This got better
I’m so sorry I almost did this to you.Except that instead of a drunk driver killing me, I would’ve done it to myself.